grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
"Wenn der Anfang weh tut, dann wird das Ende umbringen."
- (via meeresduft)
(Quelle: darkroose, via wastedtm)
i hope my first child is a dragon